It has come to our attention that a certain YouTube video has garnered a crazy number of views by purporting to show a Bigfoot/Sasquatch creature in the wild, unforgiving scrub brush of Utah:

Comments on the video’s YouTube page run from the insulting to the profane.  Like most YouTube comments, they make me fear for the intelligence and sanity of the next generation.  But there’s one burning question no one has bothered to raise:

Does this man/gorilla/bear/ have life insurance?

Seriously.  More than 4 million people just saw his hiding place on YouTube.